Quotes by Death the Kid from Soul Eater
Death the Kid
Ooops....My finger slipped.
Death the Kid
I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!
Death the Kid
I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced.
Death the Kid
I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!
Death the Kid
I'll ward off the water from above, can you handle the water on the ground? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This plan would be impossible alone. Quite an obstacle.
Death the Kid
No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?
Death the Kid
If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety.
Death the Kid
No, it can't be 7, say 8 damn it! 8 is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number 7 in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be 8 instead! 8 cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back I beg of you! Please say 8, PLEASE!
Death the Kid
That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!
Death the Kid
I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.
Death the Kid
Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance.
Death the Kid
Can I shoot them now?
Death the Kid
This guy's a special kind of stupid.
Death the Kid
I'm worthless garbage who can't even write a straight looking K!
Death the Kid
What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore.
Death the Kid
You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot and reburied! You make me violently ill.
Death the Kid
We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising.
Death the Kid
I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!
Death the Kid
Man this guy is stupid, ugly and a bad shooter.
Death the Kid
You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper, I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!